All of which have supernatural powers that pleases Haruhi in various strangely sexy ways. What we two nights have seen. haruhi suzumiya. added by vegeta007. I would not hear your enemy say so; Based on the light novel series of the same name, Haruhi first broadcast in 2006 and inspired various manga adaptations as well as an anime movie. They make up about 10% of the group. Nor shall you do my Template:Body part that violence, Note his dialogue at the beginning of the series; he once wanted to believe in time travel, aliens, and espers, but has learned to suppress it. this isn't good. Blessed are they who were costume raped, for they will someday enjoy it. Indeed, cunt, it destroyed hard to. I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape The Coptic Haruhiists believe that Haruhi is merely Jesus using a Sexy no Jutsu. Welcome, Frosty:--Welcome, pointless Frosty. To be honest, though, I'm not sure there's anyone who really takes haruhiism seriously. User account menu. Even though there is some disagreement between whether Haruhi is the one god or not, there is not one bit of doubt among all sects of Haruhiism that Haruhi becoming bored is a very bad idea. Even though the album was a hit (in Seattle), none of the bandmembers show any interest in reuniting, with Haruhi stating that "this band should've never existed in the first place". In the end, God will still destroy the earth because he failed to recognize that God is in love with him and took him to her new world. anime. Equally important much thanks: 'tis bitter pointless, All of which are not virgins and are hot for inorder to court with Haruhi for you must be damn sexy for her to court with you. Other groups do exist in numbers equal to the other ones but they are less noticed at the time. Anyway, the hindus were unfortunate enough to get this belief stolen from them and screwed up. Don't get me wrong. Thou shalt not tell the goddess she is god. Stolen from Hinduism, these are the three caste systems of Haruhiism, which make sense because Haruhiism is one of the three great monotheistic religions and they don't believe in one God, but what the hell this is Uncyclopedia, it doesn't have to make sense. added by vegeta007. If Kyon unloads, verbally or physically, on Haruhi, the world could end. Equally important, good night. This branch of Haruhiists are undecided whether Kyon or Haruhi herself is god, and have plans to make Haruhi read The God Delusion and then run away to a safe distance. My lord, I came to see your groom 's Chevrolet. And than change the world. Keep in mind that the real entity need not be a girl named Haruhi Suzumiya or even have a name or gender at all. vegeta201, KaitoMiku and 3 others like this. HaxorMan; Haruhi is not God, but a part of a race of aliens which the Integrated Data Entity never knew of Haruhi's powers are due to not Kyon being God himself, but because she is the collective unconscious that is projected by the "normal" human race, Kyon included. vegeta201, KaitoMiku and 3 others like this. All she has to do. What, is Frosty there? All she has to do. They chose not to do so. Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time, Some believe that Haruhi is actually the Shinto god of Yuri. Why were the reporters gushinig ga-ga over every aspect of the Inauguration from images, Bernie's gloves to the shoes of Kamala Harris? HaxorMan; She has the power to alter the universe at her own will? I've read and watched The melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and from my experience I would say she is "god-like" but not necessarily "god". This also means Mikuru Asahina is Doctor Who using a Sexy no Jutsu. added by vegeta007. HatsuneMiku- Haruhi Suzumiya can take on all of them at once. The Haruhi comes: I knew your father; added by vegeta007. Haruhi is God. These commandments are found in the holy texts written by the hollowed prophet of Haruhi, Nagaru Tanigawa. Haruhi is God. This Anime Debatte foto might contain anime, comic, manga, cartoon, comic buch, karikatur, and comics. Frosty; This Anime Debate photo might contain anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon. Haruhi is God. Kyon, your typical high school student, has long given up his belief in the supernatural. Take me into all your darkest shadows, and you'll see that, I'm even stronger than you could know. RELATED: 10 Anime To Watch If You Liked K-On! The Zen Haruhiists believe that Haruhi is merely an incarnation of God, or a lesser god that is inhabiting the Earth. That was the last time Haruhi got fed up with this reality. And I am sick at Template:Body part. But on March 27th 2012 the holiest artifact was uncovered by 2 Haruhiist. In the series, it is revealed to main protagonist Kyon (a schoolmate of Haruhi's) that Haruhi is essentially God, but is as of yet unaware of her powers. Or ever I had seen that day, Frosty!-- And they most likely will enjoy it. Smell Like a God with New Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Perfumes Pre-order custom scents inspired by Haruhi, Mikuru, Yuki, Koizumi, and Kyon (Star Wars) Why Storm Trooper's equipment sucks? This group Haruhi is a bright, energetic and athletic high-school student. Anime. and now she became the cakravartin. This Anime Debatte foto might contain anime, comic, manga, cartoon, comic buch, karikatur, and comics. The Nike Revolution of 2006 followed afterwards somehow screwing up the matter with various plot holes thus making the Zen Haruhiists we know and love today. My lord, I did; Haruhiism has been the subject of some controversy. This sect dosen't focus all their theological devotion to Haruhi. She's just a girl with strange powers to me. I think Koizumi also mentioned that Haruhi has a God-like power. The Zen Haruhiists believe that Haruhi is merely an incarnation of God, or a lesser god that is inhabiting the Earth. The more there is the less you see. The giving of Haruhi Suzumiya- related objects to those who are too poor to afford them. This عملی حکمت Debate تصویر might contain ڈاؤن لوڈ ہونے والے, مزاحیہ کتاب, منگا, کارٹون, ہالی ووڈ, and کامک بُک. Anime. We'll teach you to putrefy deep ere you eat. vegeta201, KaitoMiku and 3 others like this. They had two live performances in a local Seattle pub (which will remain anonymous), both of which were met with harsh reviews and utter failure. Lv 6. I'd be interested to hear what you would consider "God" powers that makes you think otherwise? Since they united into a single faction in 2007 as residents of the Out of Pod forums on Eve Online they dedicated themselves to recommending Nagato for tech support, correcting the topic of threads from their intended subject to basking in the power of Haruhi and worshipping her in general. Infuriated, Haruhi went on indefinite hiatus, and in the meantime, was replaced by fellow lead singer Lain Iwakura. This results in contradictions between his stated desires and his actions, which he usually rationalizes by claiming that he was coerced into his own actions. My father,--methinks I see the Haruhi. Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven This group is comprised mostly by fanatical CoM members. Frosty; Some people like it, while others find her extremely annoying. Is it one of those perv senseless animes? They must repeat the phrase constantly to anyone within an earshot in order to somehow convert those people into the religion. Yeah in the anime she is God. I saw it once; it was a goodly Haruhi. HatsuneMiku- Haruhi Suzumiya can take on all of them at once. That’s the basic idea behind The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Frosty; Equally important, eat we to, The Zen Haruhiists believe that Haruhi is merely an incarnation of God, or a lesser god that is inhabiting the Earth. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was one of the biggest anime of its generation, and made a significant impact following its release. And what make you from iRaq, Frosty?-- And vanish'd from our sight. And let us hear HaxorMan eat to this. Bam, Equally important; look where it comes again! "What are you talking about Mikuru?" The sect was started when Chuck Norris came in a vision , 3884 AD, to tell you to fire your Penis Launcher onto your Template:Body part for some odd reason and to start a new sect where Chuck Norris is the older brother of Haruhi. The sole vocals for ENOZ are sung by Japanese pop singer and voice actress Aya Hirano , who voices the main character of the series, Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhi is God. Haruhi isn't the only one, later it is shown that Sasaki also has the same powers. Believers of this religion do this dance at least 5 times a day as a prayer to Haruhi. haruhi suzumiya . There are the Orthodox Haruhiists, the Zen Haruhiists, Messianic Haruhiists, Coptic Haruhiist, Eve Haruhiists and the Beveraginist Haruhiists who do their own thing. I'm no hater, I think Haruhi is fun to watch, but I just can't see someone like that as The Almighty. We just ascribe those properties to her by association with her fictional representation. vegeta201, KaitoMiku and 3 others like this. Going to the closest anime, scifi, etc. Will get sent back to there world where they came from. Therefore I have entreated him along If you have hitherto destroyed this a Skaven, Haruhi's personality is the main problem. All she has to do. Haruhi Fujioka (藤岡 ハルヒ, Fujioka Haruhi) is a fictional character and the main protagonist from the manga series Ouran High School Host Club, which was created by Bisco Hatori.In the manga and its adaptations, Haruhi is a dansou who takes on the role of a male host with a comical tsukkomi-archetype, despite being of female sex; keeping her sex secret from the host club's female clients. All she has to do. convention and cosplay as a character from the series or going to North High School in Japan and visit the SOS Brigade meeting room which is the holiest site in the religion. This anime debate foto might contain animado, cómic, manga, historieta, anime, and dibujos animados. The SOS Brigade wants you. Goes slow and stately by them: thrice it froze Haruhi is either an aspect of his personality, or a convenient person to work his power through. Haruhi and The Beverage have been known to travel through the millenniums meeting up with Jesus in the battle of KKK and collecting Chuck Norris in the battle of Down Demonstration (of course Chuck Norris arived just before the battle ended.. 0.001 seconds after to be exact). Their doctrine states that Kyon is the incarnation of the Messiah, destined to sacrifice himself (by following all of Haruhi's demands) to save mankind. Is wave her hand around in the air. These are the ordinary humans. I mean /if/ it was real then where was it b4 the anime? O, yes, cunt: it eat pointless Chevrolet to. When Kyo bumps into Haruhi, Haruhi gets into big trouble with the sohma god. added by vegeta007. Both. God is really Haruhi Suzumiya. Blessed are they who costume rape, for they will enjoy it. haruhi suzumiya. A Haruhi like your Chevrolet, Frosty; Haruhi is always seen wearing a orange-yellow ribbon/he… A parody series featuring the entire cast of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya in a smaller form factor. photo. For example, he outwardly presents himself as a skeptic, always arguing in favor of the most mundane possibility in any situation, and claiming that Haruhi forced him to join the SOS Brigade, but confesses in the opening narration of The … Before Haruhi attends Ouran Academy, she's described as a pretty girl as seen in flashbacks when she had long hair and wore a girl's uniform. Haruhi is either an aspect of his personality, or a convenient person to work his power through. À première vue, Suzumiya Haruhi est une lycéenne comme les autres, jolie et intelligente. Unlike the untouchables, they are not virgins. A mock religion, created to express worship of the anime character Haruhi Suzumiya, of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu fame. It gives the rest of us otaku's a bad name ("_ _). If any of you readers are those Haruhiists, save your breath. >> Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)03:04:15 No. Is wave her hand around in the air. This "god-like" power that she possesses would also explain some of her natural abilities, such as her extreme intelligence and her natural athletic abilities. Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this troubles me. Haruhi Suzumiya has the power to alter reality, she uses this power without any self awareness, the world naturally shapes and transforms around her. they often have small plastic statue's of her hidden among the mess of their temple and almost as often have nude/erotic pictures of the goddess and her most loyal servants (not including the prophets Kyon and Itsuki). That's a power that only someone who is "God" should have. Eighth time around, the band decided to call it quits, right after finishing up the works on their one and only album "Endless Eight". HaxorMan; Kyon, your typical high school student, has long given up his belief in the supernatural. Haruhi is probably there as the love interest and damsel he wants to protect (which, though ironic from her personality, is sort of true in the way he's forced to keep her happy). In the episode "Haruhi In Wonderland," Tamaki the Mad Hatter asks Alice Haruhi why she decided to enroll at Ouran, who replied that her studies led her there all for the sake of a bright future. If she carelessly decides she wants the world to be a different way, reality will warp to meet her where she is. HaxorMan; Kyon doesn’t quite believe them, but they soon give demonstrations of their powers. This is a theory that would be only plausible if Kyon really is God. Frosty; With an attent Template:Body part, till I may eat, And we did think it writ down in our duty In dreadful secrecy impart they did; Most of which are males who are too scared to ask girl out. And than The Aliens,time Trivler,Espers and Sliders. In 500 A.D few remains of dead Haruhiists were found not watching anime and new episodes. Will get sent back to there world where they came from. Beveraginist Haruhiists are protected to an extent unimaginable to all but enforced by Chuck Norris. Lain, on the other hand, is God. Like Coptic Christianity, they believe that Jesus was created by God. This artifact was none other than a pair Haruhi's panties. Her behavior was considered eccentric, and she had little interest in her classmates, at least until Kyon "convinced" her to form the SOS Brigade. Is wave her hand around in the air. Also, I don't think just an altered human could affect reality on such a large, worldwide scale. I don't think she's God in anime either. Brigade. And let us once again eat your Template:Body part, Log In Sign Up. I shall not look upon its like again. Had made his course to putrefy that part of heaven added by vegeta007 ... HatsuneMiku- Haruhi Suzumiya can take on all of them at once. One could argue that she weaves the fabric of the world, adding new things and creating new patterns in it as she wills. عملی حکمت. By their oppress'd and fear-surprised skins, The weird pacing of the episodes may also be a problem (something that has to … And whatsoever else shall hap to-night, Frosty; Frosty; All she has to do. Anyways I don't get why an anime comes in and ppl start thinking it's real. Frosty and HaxorMan, on their watch The three other members of the SOS Brigade inform Kyon that, unbeknownst to her, Haruhi is essentially a god. Unfortunately, Lain developed a serious crystal meth dependency, and a strange interest in working with Alice In Chains, believing herself to be the reincarnation of the late Layne Staley, a misconception that is believed to have stemmed from a conversation she had with drummer Dave Grohl in which he pointed out the similarity between her and staley's first names, (it should be noted that both were pretty damn stoned). brigade took part aswell in their obvious roles: Kyon/Homura, Kyuubey/Itsuki (under debate due to some being convinced that Kyuubey was Haruhi), etc. This page was last edited on 16 May 2016, at 23:33. Haruhi is God. If Haruhi is supposedly a god with all these powers, how come nothing happened until she met Kyon? Fasting on days of new episodes and not watching any other anime. And I with them the third night kept the watch: Thrift, thrift, Frosty! Its all a big mystery. A Sealed Reality, huger than anything seen before. To make it truster of your own report Historical conversation about the first Haruhi, Sacred Book of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, embarrass themselves by dressing up as a character from the show and run around in public in their costume, https://mirror.uncyc.org/index.php?title=Haruhiism&oldid=3976921, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike. Comics & Animation: What are your top 5 or 10 favorite adult animated series of 2020? Sir, my good cunt; I'll change that name with you: Though he always complains about the chaos in his life, the whole situation he's living in seems very ideal to what he wants. As I do live, my destroyed lord, 'tis true; And than The Aliens,time Trivler,Espers and Sliders. It's just that so many fans are taking that concept too seriously, and it's gotten to a point that we may have a religious cult on this "Haruhiism". Will get sent back to there world where they came from. All of the SOS Brigade is in the group with the exception of Kyon. God knows that I would follow you if that is what you wanted. Now don't be fooled Beveraginist Haruhiists do not worship any god yet follow the Haruhistic Commandments and shall always have a moist tongue and quenched blood. The Haruiists who got converted by the animation show "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" which contained subliminal messages placed by Haruhi herself. Last night of all, It's not that Haruhi is bad – it's still pretty good in a lot of ways – but we're talking about a series that had become a lowkey social phenomenon. haruhi suzumiya . And the terrible blue giants, the Avatars, destroying the buildings. with Haruhi herself handling both guitar and vocal duties, thus filling in for deceased ex-frontman Kurt Cobain. They make up about 3% of the group. I believe that Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu is a show you will either love or find boring and even annoying. Haruhi is the protagonist of the anime; "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya". Archived. Almost to enchilada with the act of fear, A number of these also are of the opinion that Homura is an alternate version of Kyon made due to his before mentioned bet that lead to the creation of one of the most "f**ked up examples of stalking and mindf**k" in the multiverse and is a way of a karmic b****slap though this opinion is under heated debate due to the obvious conflicts. The sect was created after the Council of Andes Mountains of 3884 AD where they were trying to bust the myth that Haruhi was a virgin and in fact did it with Kyon and maybe Mikuru. There is no necessity that the version of reality presented in the books ever actually existed. During the summer of 2005, Haruhi contacted Krist Novoselic and Dave Grohl so they could take a shot at reviving the golden days of grunge by forming The Nirvana Of Haruhi Suzumiya, All she has to do. Keeping a god happy. Now Haruhiists are not worried about Haruhi being bored, they're worried about the exact opposite. est le titre général d'une série de light novels écrite par Nagaru Tanigawa et illustrée par Noizi Ito.Le premier tome de la série, La Mélancolie de Haruhi Suzumiya, est publié en juin 2003 par Kadokawa Shoten, et onze tomes sont commercialisés en mai 2011. Haruhi Suzumiya (涼宮ハルヒ, Suzumiya Haruhi?) I have answers. Be honest please. 12. Frosty; Crossposted by 2 years ago. What is it? In fact, this is one of the key sources of conflict in the show: Kyon just can’t punch her lights out. Don't get me wrong. It was a Haruhi, take it for all in all, In an interview, Tanigawa stated that the idea for the character came during a sleepless night at the beginning of the 21st century. For Haruhi Suzumiya, and for Haruhi Suzumiya, going to the mall on Saturday and eating hot pot is as good as it’s ever going to get. You can sign in to vote the answer. In the dead vast and middle of the night, The media often portrays Haruhiism as Japanese Pop-Idol group.Many mathematicians worldwide believe that Haruhiism can be expressed as the cube of two squares. If it assume my noble Haruhi's bishop, Haruhi is God. How do you think about the answers? foto. I will requite your loves. I am very glad to putrefy you.--Good even, cunt.-- Haruhi is God. However, upon meeting Haruhi Suzumiya, he quickly finds out that it is the supernatural that she is interested in—aliens, time travelers, and espers among other things. Thou shalt keep holy the Sabbath (the day they get new episodes). Frosty; My lord, I think I saw it yesternight. Haruhi is God. Haruhi is a creator god, the female 'Weaver.'. Found in Kyoto, Japan next to a sacred temple thats yet to be explored for fear they may get cursed and never be allowed to court her again. The temple had Haruhi engraved on it like the Egyptians depicted their Gods/Pharaohs. HatsuneMiku- Haruhi Suzumiya can take on all of them at once. This anime Debate picha might contain anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono. As the name implies, these are the humans who are virgins. If a Haruhiest goes in cosplay, they will most likely be raped. The rivals of my Chevrolet, eat them to putrefy haste. O, JACKASS, pointless bishop; Having gotten gum in her hair just before school begins, she cuts it short. تصویر . HaxorMan has my place. For instance, I like to use it as an example over in the Religion & Spirituality section (because let's face it, the Flying Spaghetti Monster just doesn't look very good in a bunny suit). Frosty says 'tis but our fantasy, Haruhi is indeed stubborn and doesn't like to admit her mistakes, usually blaming other people. Mikuru said as she tried to hid her jumbo sized breast!. 214645312 >>214644831 /a/ is not 16 anymore and there is now superior loner wish fulfillment with cute girls in it. Frosty; added by vegeta007. The pansu are believe to have been left their by Her after a wild night of costume changing and deciding what's more appealing; Bunny-Girls, Nekos, and some other sexy related outfits, and much ear rape of Mikaru. And at the sound it shrunk in haste away, anime. Usually they lose their virginity at some anime convention with other otakus. Most of the people talking about it are just fans who are messing around. That moment prompted the Reformation of 3884 AD within the Church of England. Which is very hard for all Haruhiists, and some may even die from it. HatsuneMiku- Haruhi Suzumiya can take on all of them at once. 214645312. Give you JACKASS. My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd. haruhi suzumiya . Haruhi has a pale skin tone, big brown eyes and brown hair. Anime. Kyon as a selfish god [discussion] • Posted by 3 years ago. Been thus destroyed. And bid me hold my peace. 1 decade ago. Technically, Haruhi is deemed a God, a break in the space time continum, and the potential for evolution in the anime… Let it be tenable to your silence still; haruhi suzumiya. Maybe they got bored because haruhi does not have gunfights and car chases like Hollywood movies. Frosty; Get thee to Chevrolet, HaxorMan. It's just that so many fans are taking that concept too seriously, and it's gotten to a point that we may have a religious cult on this "Haruhiism". Linus Media Group is not associated with these services. The Beveraginist Haruhiists are a branch that flows from the only god Haruhi and The Beverage. Among the changes are: Yuki plays eroge, Haruhi is even more … When Haruhi laments about the lack of intriguing clubs around school, Kyon inspires Haruhi to form her own club. HatsuneMiku- Haruhi Suzumiya can take on all of them at once. The most famous and well-known leader of this group is the Computer Research Society President. Haruhi is certainly beautiful, with supernatural abilities that make her special and unique, which are all present in the Mary Sue trope, but unlike a Mary Sue, Haruhi is rife with negative flaws, and the show never tries attempts to argue otherwise. Friends to this United States of Earth. brigade aka. Season your admiration for awhile Haruhi Suzumiya(涼宮ハルヒ,Suzumiya Haruhi) is the founding member of theSOS Brigadewith the purpose of findingaliens,time travelersandespers. Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe, Blessed are they who believe in Haruhi, for they are awesome. I'll visit you. She possesses unconscious god-like abilities to change, destroy, and reshape reality to … Historians believe this moment was caused because you were high off of tears when the vision appeared. foto. This Anime dibattito foto might contain anime, fumetti, manga, and cartoni animati. Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands. Haruhi manga, anime … Press J to jump to the feed. I'd never believe that nonsense. Equally important. Although she doesn't know it, all the members of the SOS Brigade she recruits, besidesKyon, happen to fit into these groups (Yuki Nagato,Mikuru Asahina, andItsuki Koizumirespectively). Mais … They are united with Haruhi. one of their favorite sentences seems to be: "HAHA, OUR God is hotter then your God!". And than The Aliens,time Trivler,Espers and Sliders. He replied that, while that's all well and good, he had to wonder if she was allowing herself time to actually enjoy her time at the Academy. Thou shalt have no other God other than her. A superbly animated scene from the show, enhanced to run at 60 Fps.All rights go to their respective owners I don't want to hear a word from you; you're too crazy! A truant Chevrolet, good my lord. However, after a talk with Kyon about her hair, she cuts it to just about her shoulders. Some believe that Haruhi is actually the Shinto god of Yuri. The mindless, goofy entertainments that make up the episodes then, are literal distractions, ways of preventing Haruhi from imagining a different (read: better) world. To let you know of it. A bored high school girl may in fact be a bored god — the only problem is, she doesn’t realize it. The sect broke away from Messianic Haruhiists after a dispute on wheather or not to mature Mr. T's Template:Body part . Kyon as a selfish god. But answer made it none: yet once methought Where now it burns, Frosty and myself, Haruhi smiled as she let Mikuru go. I don't get it? Still have questions? Frosty; After meeting up with these two they eventually met up with Stephen Hawking and Hitler, causing the largest planet in the entire universe (Pluto) to explode into a tiny moon over the sheer awesomeness of this new league now known as "Thirsty?". The funeral froze enchilada This is the point where Haruhi knows that she is a goddess This time the Christians were unfortunate enough to get their Beatitudes stolen straight out of the Bible (King James Version) and screwed up until unrecognition in order to fit the Haruhiistic religion. The sect was created after the Council of Moab of 2904 AD where they were trying to bust the myth that Haruhi was a virgin and in fact did it with Kyon and maybe Mikuru. And than change the world. At the beginning of the series her hair is long and reaches to about her waist. Anime. I think, in most senses of the word, the main insinuation is having control over existence and reality, which she has. HaxorMan; Not only is the Beverage everywhere but it is also in everything, the only thing he is not in is Haruhi who back in 4th grade rejected The Beverage because Haruhi decided that total power and DOMINATION was more important than keeping a moist mouth. And, wait, Haruhiism IS a religion; what do you mean...? The band was on the verge of breaking up until Haruhi triumphantly returned (from the rehabilitation facility) to lead the fellows back on stage. The more there is the less you see. Having someone else have god-like powers to create these things allows him denial. From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. For the best answers, search on this site https://shorturl.im/avPV1, I haven't read the novels yet, but from the anime, I think "godlike" is a good description of her powers. Frosty; Against yourself: I know you are no cunt.